We'll call this story "Island Hippie"
A few years ago (20-40), Aunty Py and her family lived in a trailer in the jungle. She hired a few men to work for her planting trees. One day, a hippie drove up and said,
"I'm going to work for you."
She decided to hire him. The hippie was a weird one (as most hippies are). Some of his eccentric traits included: Eating compost from the garden
Squishing up his sandwich before devouring it
One day she caught him planting three trees in one hole. So, she sent her daughter out to tell him off.
"Who are you to tell me what to do?" said the Island hippie.
"Say it again?" replied the other workers who were ready to beat the hippie up in an instant (he wasn't the favorite).
In the end, the guy was fired. Aunty Py wanted him to leave immediately but he instead persuaded her to let him wait awhile to be picked up by his girlfriend.
His girlfriend arrives with the car. And the car won't start. So the Island hippie comes up with an idea, "Hey you get in the car and I'll push it!"
The workers and Aunty Py laugh as they watch these two idiots push the car down the road and out of sight. And that night over pizza, they make up a story about the Island Hippie.
Its night. His girlfriend asks him to come in to bed and Island hippie responds, "There's a full moon! I want to watch it go up!"
the end
....oh he was the craziest man I ever saw! ~Aunty Py
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